okay, none of this is enough to make a blog on it's own, but one of my friends suggested i should post the random status crap i spew on facebook. so here's a ton of it...
Bah. While shaving, and errant strand (read chunk) of my hair fell in the razor's path. I now have layers in part of my do. I can see where this day is going. Pisser!
Just saw a sign outside a kansas church that said "god warned noah. Did he warn your family? Its like "you deserved to drown, sorry your socks are wet". Yikes
hmmmm....the friends in my head say majority rules...i'm out numbered
the mean girl in me wants to pitch a hissy and do damage. the rest of us are holding her down and duct-taping her hands and mouth. she's such a problem...
Some people have gotten too big for their britches...and others have simply crammed them up their bums, along with their heads
"You can figure out how to program the car to display your name on the presets but can't find the odometer and gas mileage???" Priorities dipshit. Priorities
Yesterday I got to clean up poo...I wonder what today will bring :S
Buzz! Wrong answer!!!
The advantage of kids being gone ...drumsticks for breakfast every day :)
Dipshit says it might be a good idea to put the drumsticks in a vending machine so I have to pay to eat them and it might slow me down...in the meantime, I better have one for breakfast...
Mouse in my house! Mouse in my house! Gak gak gak!!!
Wishes you could swat annoying people the way you do flies
Oh. My. Gawd. Something in the garage smells positiviely death on a stick foul. Bullfrog noise )~(
Dear talladega nights baby jesus please keep me from pummeling the crap out of the the idiots driving cars in lincoln today
Dear birthday faerie, you are being a shithead this year. Make with the prezzies and stop with the gaggifts you squishyfaced biotch. Much luv, becky
Chele says I need to update my status...I choose "whatthefuckever"
